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- An Officer and a Gentleman (1987) - IMDB # 0084434 - Used version: Wolfpack 2CDs - CD1 length:1:02:27 CD2 length: 1:01:56 - CD1 first line: 1:15,340 Last line: 01:02:27,533 - CD2 first line: 00,137 Last line: 58.45,580 - Created by DonToribio (Subscence.Com moniker) - Honolulu, Hawaii - April 2012
- I want your D.O.R! - I ain't going to quit.
- Spell it! D-O-R. - I ain't gonna quit!
Yeah, then you can be free and you and your daddy can get drunk and go whore-chasing together, huh?
- No, Sir! - D.O.R.! - I ain't going to quit!
All right then, You can forget it. You're out!
Don't you do it!
Don't... you...
I got nowhere else to go!
I got nowhere else to g...
I ain't got nothing else.
I got nothing else.
All right, Mayo. On your feet.
Come on, Mayo, let's get back to the barracks.
Hey, Foley!
Zack, don't give up! You got that queer on the run!
Kiss this, Foley!
Hang in there, Zack! Remember the Tides Inn.
Those friends of yours there?
- Don't give up the ship, Mayo! - Yes, Sir.
We're with you, Zack!
Don't quit, Zack, you can make it!
All right, Mayo, you got some urinals to clean.
Move out.
Hey, Foley's a queer! He got his balls shot off in the war!
So you're still here, huh, Mayo?
- Sid. - Yeah?
Thanks.
Sid.
Take a look at that.
That son of a bitch.
Want me to get a towel?
I can get you one.
I don't want you to move.
Somebody's got to move sometime...eventually.
"They found them there weeks later,
"shriveled from lack of food and water."
Bye, Zachary.
I laughed all week, thinking about you guys on that boat.
We were so drunk.
Pretty sharp, Paula. Pretty sharp.
I'd love to be one of those girls
they're lettin' in the flight program.
I think it'd be a gas to fly.
So, what's stopping you?
You know all those magazines what they say, it's just...
I don't know. It's not so easy for a girl.
That's still no excuse for you not goin' out'n gettin' what you want.
Just go get it.
And who says I'm not going after what I want?
Not me.
My mama's 39 years old.
She still works over at that factory.
And every time I look at her I know exactly what I don't want.
My old lady...
took a bottle of pills one day when I was at school.
Oh, God.
The thing that got me about it...
She didn't leave a note, she didn't...
Nothin'...she just checked out.
I always hated her for that.
Oh, God. That must really hurt.
Hurt? No. No.
You're all alone in the world.
Once you got that down, nothing hurts anymore.
I bet most people would buy that line when you feed it to 'em, huh?
Hey, are you really serious about having him over?
I don't know, I haven't made up my mind yet.
Paula... just how far would you go to get Zack?
- What do you mean? - You know what I mean.
Would you let yourself get pregnant?
No way, Lynette. C'mon, would you?
Well...I never used to think I'd do something like that.
But I just don't know anymore.
If you ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with ya.
Yeah, but that doesn't justify tryin' to trap him...
or getting pregnant. I mean I can't even believe you'd had that thought. It's real backward.
Well, it ain't any more backward if you ask me
than the way these hotshot assholes just use us 'til they've had enough,
and then ditch us like we's trash.
Don't you ever feel used, Paula?
Don't you ever feel like this is all I get for all my trouble
and this son of bitch ought to be payin' for it?
No. I never feel like that.
Well, I do.
Thanks again for the flowers, Zack.
Oh, it was my pleasure, Ma'am
Those are the most beautiful things I've ever saw.
Wipe that stuff off your mouth.
Zack?
This is great.
Sir?
How many more weeks 'til graduation?
Oh, I have three more. Three more weeks.
And those are the roughest ones of all, aren't they?
Yeah, that's what they tell me.
Sir, excuse me, why do you keep staring at my food?
Or are you staring at me?
I'm not staring at you.
He doesn't mean anything by it, Zack. Do you, Joe?
No, I don't mean anything by it.
- Like some more chicken, Zack? - No. No, thanks.
In fact, I've had it. I can't eat another bite, this is great.
I'm stuffed, too.
This is the best meal I've had in a long, long time, Ma'am, thank you.
Why don't we go, Zack. Thank you, Mama.
- Thank you, Zack. - Thanks again, Ma'am.
Go on and eat.
Mama, Mama!
I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed, Zack.
I know I shouldn't'a brought ya here.
That's Okay. A great free meal. A nice, relaxing dinner.
Those people are so uptight, I felt so sorry for ya.
Don't feel sorry for me, I'm used to it. It's hereditary.
So, anyway, after this, you go to basic flight which is in Pensacola, right?
Yeah, Pensacola.
And, uh...then we go to Beeville, Texas, when I get jets.
So, after that... don't you think about...
I mean, come on... What's after that?
Family, kids... Don't you think about all that?
No.
- Is that what you think about? - Sometimes.
If I could do a better job than them, I'd love it.
And what would you do different?
Everything.
First, I'd marry a man I really loved.
So why did your mom marry this guy if she didn't love him?
'cause my real father wouldn't marry her.
- Your real father? - My real father.
I want to show you my real father.
Pop.
So, your real father was an Officers Candidate, like me?
- Yeah, about 22 years ago. - Jesus.
No wonder this guy was looking at me funny.
He always looks funny.
Well, it's about time I got back to the wars.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
You thank your mom for dinner again, okay?
- Yeah, great chicken, huh? - Yeah, I loved the chicken.
If you get a chance this week, why don't ya give me a call?
Yeah, I'll try. I have survival training this week, so I can't make any promises.
No promises.
Zack you know, I didn't have to show you that picture if I didn't want to.
- I just wanted to tell you that. - Yeah, I know. Bye, Baby.
- Be careful on that. - Yeah.
You and Paula still seeing those flight candidates over to the base?
Why? Any reason to think we wouldn't be?
I don't know, 3:40 in the afternoon and not a word outta you 'bout
where ya goin', whatchya doin' over the weekend.
Hi. I...I...I'd like to speak with Zack Mayo. He's an AOC candidate.
Could you look for him? Tell him it's Paula.
Liberty time, Boys and Girls.
Fall out!
Aye, aye, Sir!
- Where you going? Where's my bread? - Forget that thing.
Come on, Perryman. Come on.
- Seeger, don't forget TJ's. - I won't.
Hey, Mayo! You got a phone call. Somebody named Paula.
Tell her I already split.
C'mon, c'mon, let's go!
I see. Okay.
Comes a time, right after they get their survival training,
when they start thinking they can make it without you.
Suddenly, they stop calling.
Suddenly, they own the goddamn world.
They said that he already left.
I don't think he did.
He hasn't called by now, Paula, he ain't gonna call.
Bunny, just shut up! You don't know so much.
Clock me out, Lynette.
Paula, what are you doing?
May they all crash and burn.
- Paula, wait! Where are you going? - Let me go, Mama.
You're are going to the base to look for Zack. Don't do it, Paula!
I have to, I love him. I can't just let him run off.
Well, how you gonna you stop him if he don't wanna be stopped?
I don't know, but I'm gonna think of a way.
- No! - No?
Honey, please! I can't let you do this. I just can't. Don't go, Baby. Please, don't go.
What are you crying about?
- Huh? - 'cause I know what you're feeling!
- Oh, what am I feeling? - Don't do it, Paula. Let him go!
Don't trick him or try trap him.
- I wouldn't do anything like that. - Yes, you would. - No! I would never try to trap him.
If you go there tonight and you find him, you'll say anything, Baby. You will.
And God help you after that.
Mama, you're right.
Daddy! Zack's only 2/10 of a second off the all-time obstacle course records.
He's gonna break it before he leaves.
You boys are lucky you weren't in the program when I was.
You couldn't quit the way you can now.
When I went through it... my oldest boy went through it,
you bilged out, you were put into the fleet as a swabby.
That's real interesting, Sir.
Sid, how come you haven't written Susan in over three weeks?
Oh, we haven't...we haven't had time to write anybody. I've haven't even written Y'all but once.
It's incredible.
- Right? - Oh, yeah.
- Who is this Susan, anyway? - My girl back home.
I'm marrying her as soon I get out of here.
She was Tommy's girl.
They were supposed to get married before he got killed.
I don't know why I never told ya about her, I guess I didn't
want you to think I was a shit for fucking Lynette.
Man, I ain't your parents, ya know?
Do you love this girl?
Ah, Man! The greatest chick you ever wanna know. She loves kids.
Works with handicapped kids down at the church every afternoon.
Man, that ain't what I'm talking about. I asked you if you loved her.
Everybody loves her.
Listen, I'm not gonna make that little reunion tonight.
Why not?
I'm meeting Lynette at the Tides.
Best head in 52 states, Man. What can I do?
No, no, no.
You should've done what I did, Man... just break it off clean,
have it done with, over. It's the best.
She was pretty torn up you didn't call her.
But, I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Women. Women, women, women.
They say, "Yeah, good time. A lot of laughs, no problem."
Doesn't work that way, does it?
Look out, TJ's! Here I come.
- See you later, Man. - 'kay.
I don't know, I don't know what you're smiling about, Perryman.
You're lucky you got here.
- What are you talking about? - I still taste that bug.
A toast. We made it. To survival.
- To survival. - To survival.
In spite of Perryman.
In spite of Foley.
Hey! Is that your Deb over there, Baby?
I think she's pulling rank on you, Man... that's a flight instructor she's with.
Back in a minute.
What are you doing here?
Well, I thought it was time for me to see Legendary TJ's
once before I left here.
You come here a lot?
I come here once in a while.
I'm sorry I didn't call ya this weekend.
This week has been unbelievable.
It's okay.
How did the survival training go?
- I survived. - You survived. Obviously.
How was your week?
It was good.
I'm gonna get a raise beginning of next month, yeah.
That's great.
You guys are graduating in a couple weeks?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm starting to believe I'm actually gonna make it.
You'll make it.
Remember, I told you, you saw it, and it happened.
Yeah, you told me.
I got to go, 'cause I have a date. And..so...uh...
Look, there's something I wanted...
What?
I... I wanted to thank you.
I don't think I wouldn't have made it through this crazy thing,
if I didn't have something to look forward to.
Don't thank me for nothin', I had a good time.
And good luck in Pensacola with your flight training, and...
Get jets, huh?
I'll see you, Zack.
Give me another one.
In fact, leave the bottle, give me the bottle.
Come 'ere, Baby Doll.
Come here.
Come over here, come over here.
Sit down here for a second. I gotta tell you somethin'.
Just had to have one more taste.
This stuff come in anything besides strawberry?
How 'bout if I bring some coconut next time.
Okay.
- Sid... I really gotta go. - Okay.
Shouldn't you 'a got your period by now?
I'm a little late, that's all.
How late are you?
Why? What's the difference?
If anything was to happen, which I'm sure it's not, it'd be my responsibility.
Now, just exactly how late are you, Honey?
What do you care? Suppose I was to get pregnant?
You just suppose it. I'd never try to make you do somethin' ya didn't want to do.
Oh, I know.
But, ah...that's not the only issue here. There's a lot more to it than that.
What other issue is there, Sid?
My responsibility as its father, for one thing.
If I've got you pregnant, then I wanna do the right thing by you.
I'll pay for the abortion, I'll be with you through the whole thing, comfort you,
just like I...I'd be going through it, too. We'd both be goin' through it, together.
So how late are ya?
Let's just wait and see what happens, okay?
See you later.
I'll call you.
Fuck!
C'mon! Last chance for the record! Go!
- Go! - Go for the record, Mayo!
This is it, Mayonnaise. Go!
Come on!
Go for it, Mayo! Go get it! You got it!
Let's go, Mayo! Push it!
You can, Mayo! Put your name on that wall, Mayo! Put your name on that wall!
C'mon Mike, let's catch that animal!
Okay, let's do this together, Seeger.
- Come on, Seeger. - Forget it, just go for the record.
Come on! You got it!
Come on, man!
Hey! Where you going?
- Seeger, get up. - Forget it.
You want jets? Then get up! You're going over that wall! Right here!
You're gonna start right here. Three steps. Right, left, right.
Hand over hand! Walk the wall! Go stand on your mark!
- Come on, Seeger. - Ready? Let's go!
Left, right, pull! Walk that wall, Seeger! Walk it!
Walk the wall! Hand over hand! Walk it! Walk it!
Walk the wall! Seeger! Seeger, walk!
Seeger!
Don't you let go! You walk that wall! Pull! Pull! Pull, Candidate Seeger!
Pull! Pull! One leg! You got it! Pull! Pull over!
Pull yourself over! All right!
Where's Sid?
What makes you think she's not lyin' about the whole thing?
She went to a doctor. She had the test. She's pregnant.
Okay, so get an abortion.
I'd love to, believe me. She won't even talk about it.
She's Catholic.
Sid, you're not gonna marry this girl.
She says it's up to me, but if I don't, she'll go off and have the baby on her own somewhere.
So what! Women do it all the time.
What? I can't let her go off and have a kid by herself. It's my kid, too.
You sure?
It's mine.
I'm sorry, all right?
Just listen to this! What if Foley was right? She got herself knocked up just to trap you.
Is it still your responsibility?
That's not the point.
No matter how it happened, there's still be a child in this world and it'd be mine.
I wouldn't know where it was or its name or nothing.
Jesus Christ, Man! Is everything your responsibility?
Sit. Adjust. Pray. Attack.
It's like the same your brother getting killed.
It's the same damn thing as your brother... him getting killed instead of you.
Is that the real reason why you promised to marry this Susan?
Isn't 't the reason you do everything, Man? Out of some
bullshit code of ethics you picked up from your family?
It may be bullshit to you, Buddy, but I wasn't raised that way!
We got a responsibility to the people in our lives.
It's the only thing that separates us from the god damned animals!
I'm just not like you, Mayo.
I can't shit all over people and just sleep like a baby at night.
Well, I say you got responsibility to yourself first, and if you can't handle that,
you got lot bigger problems than making some girl pregnant!
Gentlemen, relax.
Without an oxygen mask at 30,000 feet,
your insides will feel like this rubber glove.
Your coordination will deteriorate.
Even the most childlike exercises will seem impossible.
Look for the warning signs...
Giddiness, shortness of breath, claustrophobia.
They can hit you at any moment.
At the instant you feel yourself losing control, go back on oxygen.
That's the whole purpose of this drill.
Now, does everyone understand the exercises?
Aye! Aye!
Okay, everybody! Set? Okay! Let's see a thumbs up, please.
Very good. Everybody remove your mask, please.
All right. You can begin the exercises... Now!
Queen of diamonds.
Nine of diamonds.
If you have any problems, just go ahead and put your mask on.
Or if you have any trouble doing that, raise your hand and the corpsman will assist you.
Five of clubs.
How you doing over there, Mayo and Seeger? Having a little trouble?
Concentrate. Try to make your palms meet.
Ace of spades.
How you doing down there, Worley?
Worley, are you all right?
Worley, can you hear me?
Ace of spades.
Worley, put your mask back on, please.
Put your mask back on!
- Sid, you okay? - Sid, you all right? - Sid! Sid!
I got to get outta here.
Worley, sit down. Corpsman, we got a problem over here. Corpsman!
I got to get out of here!
Zack! Get him some oxygen!
Okay! Corpsman, we got an emergency. Get that mask on!
It's all right! Breathe!
Get out of here! It's all right. Breathe! Breathe!
Mayo, they're watching!
One minute. We're going to stabilize the pressure.
It's okay. It's all right. Everything's okay.
Everybody's watching you. Hold on.
We'll stabilize the pressure now. Man the doors. One minute.
Stay where you are. Leave your masks on!
He's fine.
He's got it! He's okay. No problem. He's okay.
Colors!
Secure the halyard!
Charlie, take care of that, will ya, Man.
Okay, Mayo.
What's going on?
You didn't kick him out?
Hey, wait a minute. Did he tell you what he's been goin' through?
It doesn't matter what he's been goin' through. It's the whole purpose of this zoo.
What does matter is that he freaked-out for SOME reason at 25,000 feet.
And that can't happen EVER.
You don't understand, Sir, he's got a girl in town, she's pregnant. She's putting him through hell.
That don't matter. That don't matter.
Don't matter? Whatdya mean? You've got two weeks left! You're out just like that?
It can still can happen to you, too, Mayonnaise.
He ain't bullshitting you, Buddy.
I'm talking to you, Motherfucker!
Don't fuck-it-up for you, Man!
What did you call me?
I thought the DI's were supposed to help everybody out around here.
What kind of a human being are you?
You better lock it up, Boy, or you gonna be going home with him.
Zack, go back to the barracks. Please?
I don't get this. He's the best candidate in the class!
The best student, the best leader... the best friend to everybody.
Can't you bend your god damn rules for once?
Zack, he didn't ask me to D.O.R. I went to him.
What are you talking about?
I'm glad it's over, Buddy. I wasn't here for me, he was right, I was here for everybody BUT me.
I was here for my big brother.
Hey, Buddy.
Sid, wait a minute. Sid!
Request permission to carry on...
Sir!
Get the fuck out of here!
Yes, Sir. Keep the change.
Thanks, Pal.
Lynette!
- Hi, Baby. - Hi, Sid.
Come here a minute.
What are you doing out of uniform?
Don't worry about that, just... just come out here for a minute.
I got somethin' for ya.
Well, wait just a second, all right? I look a mess.
All right, then. If you don't want it...
All right. What?
- Well, if you don't want it. - What?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Oh...oh, it's beautiful!
It cost me my whole savings, but I said what the fuck!
Oh, God! Oh, Sid! Oh!
So... does this mean...
Yes, Ma'am! That's what it means!
Oh, Sid! Oh!
Let's get a justice of the peace and do it right now!
Okay, well, I have to tell Paula!
Oh, shit, I wonder where we'll get stationed first?
Oh, I hope we go to Hawaii! You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!
Honey, we're not gonna get stationed anywhere. I D.O.R.'d.
- You what? - I D.O.R.'d.
Hell, I was never cut out to be a pilot.
I was faking it. I've been faking everything in my life up to now.
But...
What'll we do? Where would we go?
Oklahoma.
I'll get my old job back at JC Penney's.
Hell, in two years, I'll be floor manager.
You're going to love Oklahoma. And you and mama will get along great.
Money might be tight at first, so we might have to live there at home.
It's going to work out.
Sid... There's no baby.
What?
I'm not pregnant.
I got my period this morning.
There's no baby, Sid.
I'll be god damned.
What do ya say we get married anyway?
I love you!
I don't think I really knew that till just now, just this second.
I have never been happier in my life than I have in the last seven weeks.
I've never felt so relaxed,
and I've never felt so loved for who I really am.
Lynette, marry me.
Make me the happiest man in the whole world.
I'm sorry, Sid.
But I don't want to marry you.
I really like you, and...
and we've had ourselves some really great times,
but I thought you understood.
I want to marry a pilot.
I want to live my life overseas... the wife of an aviator!
Damn you!
God damn you!
Nobody D.O.R.s after 11 weeks!
Nobody!
Hi, Ma'am. Have you seen Paula around?
Paula!
I'm looking for Sid. He D.O.R.'d and split. Nobody's seen him since.
I don't know where to look.
- Same room? - Yes, Sir.
Number three.
Yep. That's the one.
- Tell me something, what do ya think of this? - Looks nice.
Watch this. I think you'll like it.
Damn it!
Shit.
Lynette.
- Has Sid been here? - Already come and gone.
And what happened?
Can you believe it? He D.O.R.'d in the 12th week.
How can you win?
Lynette...
What did you tell him about the baby?
That there isn't one... as of today.
I got my period this morning.
I couldn't believe it. He still wanted to marry me.
- And what did you say? - I said no, of course.
I don't want no Okie from Muskogee. I can get that right here.
You little bitch.
Who the hell do you think you are, playing with people like that? He loves you!
And you just sit on him!
You made up everything, didn't you? There wasn't any baby.
Of course there was a baby! God! I'd never lie about something like that!
Would I, Paula?
You little cunt.
God help you.
You're no different than I am, Paula.
- Oh yes I am. - Oh no you're not!
- Let me see if he's here, okay? - All right.
Hey, Mack, seen Sid Worley around here?
Yeah, he's here.
Sid.
Guy said he just got here.
Sid.
Sid?
Hey, man.
Sid, you okay?
Sid.
Shit!
Oh, God.
Call an ambulance.
Oh, Sid.
Oh, God.
Call an ambulance.
You dumb, fucking Okie. I was your friend.
Why didn't you come and talk to me about it, huh?
You didn't even try.
You didn't even say goodbye to me.
I just spoke to the Chaplain over to the base and he said he'd call Sid's parents.
Why can't I learn?
Just like her all over again. Just like her.
Zack, don't do this to yourself. You didn't kill your mother.
You didn't kill Sid. They killed themselves.
There's nothing you could have done about it.
Look, I gotta get outta here. Do you want some money or something to get a cab?
- Something. I... - I don't deserve that.
Okay. All right.
You know, you're not the only one that's feeling awful.
Maybe I had something to do with what happened. I knew what Lynette was
doing. I coulda said something and I didn't.
Look, you got no problems! All right? No problems! Another classily be comin' through soon.
And you and Lynette... right back into business!
That's not fair. I never lied to you. I never did what Lynette's doing.
- I'm not Lynette. - No.
I love you. I've loved you since I met you.
Don't you understand?
No! I don't want you to love me! I don't want anyone to love me.
I just want out!
I don't know, but it's been said!
Air Force wings are made of lead!
Left, right, left, right, column right.
Turn!
I don't know, but I've been told.
Navy wings are made of gold!
Platoon...
Halt!
Sir, this Officer Candidate requests permission to see you private, Sir!
Mayo, the whole class knows about Candidate Worley. We're sorry.
I bet you are. I want to see you in private, Sir.
- Not now. I'm busy. - Now!
- Forward... - Sir, I request permission...
Right, left. Right, left. Right, left... left...
Sir, this Officer Candidate requests permission to see you in private! Sir!
Not now. I'm busy. And so are you. Now, get cleaned up!
I don't need your shit! I came back to quit! D.O.R.!
Platoon... halt!
I don't need you. I don't need the Navy!
I don't need anybody.
Okay, Mayo. I see what you want.
You said you wanted to meet me in private?
You got it! The blimp hangar. Now!
- Move it! - You move it.
We ain't going there to talk, Boy.
Move!
Fall out.
Fall out! This is between me and him.
All right, Mayo.
Let's see what you got.
Quiet.
I see you've had some training, Mayonnaise.
- Come on, Foley. - Lookie, lookie here.
Your blood's as red as mine, isn't it, Mayo?
Come on, come on. Get up!
Holy shit!
You can quit now, Mayo, if you want to.
It's up to you.
Sir, officers are present.
Guests, please rise.
Class 1581, raise your right hand and repeat after me.
"I do solemnly swear...
"that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America
"against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
"That I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same.
"That I take this obligation freely...
"without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion.
"That I will well and faithfully discharge...
"the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.
"So help me God."
Please, be seated.
- Gunnery Sergeant Foley. - Sir!
Well done, Sergeant.
Thank you, Sir.
Class... 1-5-8-1... Fall out!
Aye, aye, Sir!
Foley's Fire-Eaters finally finished!
What did you think of that, Babe?
Daddy! What did ya think?
See you at the saluting ceremony. Have those silver dollars ready for Foley.
Come on. I want you to meet my family.
Naw, I'm gonna go get my first salute. See ya later.
Congratulations, Ensign Chadwick.
- Congratulations, Ensign Seeger. - Thank you, Sir.
"Gunnery Sergeant", Ensign Seeger, Sir.
Congratulations, Ensign Mayo.
- I won't ever forget you, Sergeant. - I know.
I wouldn't have made this if it weren't for you.
Get the hell out of here.
Thank you, Sergeant.
Congratulations, Ensign Della Serra.
Thank you, Sergeant.
I said, "Put your toes on the edge of white line, you slimy worms."
Next time I say, "Understand", I want the whole group to say, "Yes, Sir!"
- Understand? - Yes, Sir!
I don't believe what I'm seeing! Where ya been all your lives?
Listening to punk rock music
and bad-mouthing your country, I'll bet!
- Where you from, Boy? - Tucson, Arizona, Sir.
- Where? - Tucson, Arizona, Sir!
Two things come out of Arizona... steers and queers!
Which are you, Boy? I don't see no horns, so you must be queer.
No, Sir! -What? -No, Sir!
I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished.
I will use every means necessary, fair and unfair, to trip you up!
Turn it, Bunny. No! Back the other way.
Keep going, keep going. Tilt it...
Way to go, Paula!
Way to go!